Collar

Barry Penner is so hung over from the all-night rave he attended (note he is still wearing the glow stick necklace) that he hasn’t noticed that the environment is all broken. Snap to it, Barry! These things won’t fix themselves!

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Pristine

I don’t think you could find a more pristine view in the entire province if you tried (and you know Barry Penner tried). Whenever there is a pristine view, you just know Barry Penner has to be there to stand in the middle of in it. It’s his job, you know.

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OnAHill



Barry Penner totally calls dibs on this sweet rock he found. Nobody else had better mess with it.












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BigFace

Barry Penner loves rocks. Barry Penner loves water. This is like some sort of Barry Penner Paradise (Penneradise?). Just look at that look of serenity on his face… bliss.

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HighVisibility

Barry Penner knows you need to be careful when you are out in the woods. You never know what may be lurking around the next tree or hiding behind that sneaky-looking waterfall. It’s best to wear your hardhat and high-visibility jacket at all times. The gloves are for wusses, though. You can just shove those in your pocket.

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