Dec 6
2009

“We all want to give orphan bears the best chance for survival,” Penner said. “Anything we can learn from this, or any bear rehabilitation project, will help us meet that goal.” – The Vancouver Sun

So if drug rehab is for people that are addicted to drugs, does that mean that bear rehab is for people that are addicted to bears? It’s not totally clear what that would entail, but I suppose that it would explain what happened to the parents of the poor orphan bears. I just hope they don’t end up on the streets begging and picking pockets like some sort of furry Oliver Twist with claws. Terrifying.

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