Someone should get Barry Penner set up with a Twitter account or something so he doesn’t have to send out a news release every time he discovers a cool new website.
“Within seconds of entering my postal code at RecycleMyCell.ca, I was directed to seven drop-off locations within four kilometres of my office where I could take my old cellphone for recycling,” said Environment Minster Barry Penner in a news release. – Parksville Qualicum Beach News
What’s next?
“Within days of entering my postal code and billing information at amazon.ca, I was shipped seven books to my office, where I decided to read the entire Harry Potter series in one sitting.”
or perhaps:
“Within seconds of visiting thedailycute.com, I was shown several delightful pictures and videos of kittens and puppies being generally adorable. I decided to find a place within four kilometres of my office where I could take my old dog for recycling and pick up a new puppy.”
Heaven help us if he discovers LOLcats.
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