Now what could possibly be in that sad-looking little cabin that would be worth standing in line for so long?

Of course, now it makes sense!  Who wouldn’t stand around in the rain for hours to get a chance to meet Barry Penner Himself and listen to him explain about Leading in… PROTECTING LAND or Leading by… LIVING WATER SMART?  I’m getting goosebumps just thinking about it!

You may even get a free pamphlet!

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Barry Penner is a master chef… so long as he can cook out in The Environment. Unfortunately, this limits him to hot dogs, hamburgers, and other such things that you can throw on a grill.  What he lacks in variety, however, he more than makes up for in quantity! Just look at that, he has like two dozen hot dogs there! For just two people!

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Barry Penner is so awesome that even just signing his name is an event worthy of podiums, pictures, and adoring crowds. Even his own Ministry of Environment employees are in awe, and they see it every single day!

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It’s always important to wear a hard hat; you never know when a windmill will fall over and hit you in the head.

You can’t tell from here, but the windmill is wearing a hard hat as well. Just in case.





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Okay, so the Winter Olympics have come and gone, and are generally regarded as a huge success. Best ever, some would argue. Barry Penner has an idea why:

It seems to me these Olympics have been like Expo on steroids,” he said.

-Chilliwack Progress

Way to go, Barry. I think you just disqualified the Olympics from themselves.

How embarrassing.

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