Jan 26
2010

Barry Penner and some besuited fellow share a grin over some… thing. See, the problem here is that I don’t even know what that thing is. It’s all camoflague-y like it has something to hide and boxy like it has something to store, but what is it exactly? Perhaps ol’ Grey Pants there got Barry Penner some sort of military-themed DVD box set (like the complete GI Joe animated series)? Or maybe Barry Penner got Grey Pants something to store his cellphone in? Perhaps those two were out walking in the forest when they found this cool box thing hidden in some brush, so they decided to take it home and take a picture with it before cracking it open with a hammer to find out what wonderous secrets lie within? Who knows?

Oh, and way to rock the pink shirt there, Barry.

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Jan 25
2010

Barry Penner has a snazzy green book. The title is too small to read, so I’ll assume it’s his biography, Barry Penner Rules: The Barry Penner Story, By Barry Penner and some Bald Dude.

Featuring a guest appearance by British Columbia.

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Jan 24
2010

According to my new 12 Months of Barry Penner calendar, it’s the end of another month, and therefore time for another one of our super popular and not at all lazy Theme Weeks! Hooray!

This month’s theme is a bit of a throwback to our first theme week, which focused on Barry Penner handing out oversized novelty cheques. But the thing is… Barry Penner doesn’t limit himself to just gigantic uncashable pieces of cardboard with his signature on them, oh no. He gives people all sorts of crazy things.You never know when he’ll pop up, give you something, pose for a picture with that winning grin, and disappear again into the shadows, as if he were never there.

This week… Barry Penner Presents: Something.

I’m just not sure what.

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Jan 23
2010

It’s not just water that British Columbians need to look out for, it’s the creepy crawlies and whatnot that float around and go hither and thither in the water. Barry Penner explains:

“Zebra and quagga mussels don’t respect international, state or provincial borders and pose a major threat to the B.C. environment,” said Penner.

Like little shelled terrorists. But don’t worry, Barry Penner has a plan!

“By signing on to the Columbia Basin Rapid Response Plan, we will now be informed immediately if a population of these mussels is detected within the Columbia River basin, and we will gain access to a high level of scientific and operational expertise in dealing with aquatic invasive species.”

[Keremeos Review]

I, for one, will sleep soundly tonight knowing that Barry Penner’s specially chosen Mussel Task Force is on the job, vigilantly protecting BC, nay, The Environment itself, from the major threat of quagga mussels. Quagga mussels, people!

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Jan 22
2010

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Barry Penner’s microwave is totally badass. I’m pretty sure it has a Flux Capacitor in there or something.

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