phonebox

Barry Penner could put his cell phone in a pocket like most people, but why should he? He’s Barry Penner! He has a gigantic box he can store his phone in when he isn’t using it. Much more convenient, don’t you think?

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gladiators

Barry Penner’s Environment-themed spinoff of 90′s hit American Gladiators never really took off in the ratings. I guess people just don’t want to tune in for British Columbian Polite Conversationalists, no matter how how much water is in between the two contestants. Pity.

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caketime

Anyone is free to try a piece of Barry Penner’s sheet cake, but you have to put on fuzzy red gloves first. Strangely, not too many people will put up with that. That’s just fine with Barry Penner, though. All the more cake for him.

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duckbelt

People come from all over to rub Barry Penner’s gigantic duck-themed novelty belt buckle. You know, for luck in duck-themed matters.

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“British Columbians are becoming leaders in the global drive for fisheries sustainability,” said Penner. “Credible eco-labelling is increasingly important for our industry to succeed in competitive markets, and it’s an important part of our government’s strategy to promote B.C. seafood.”

[Marine Stewardship Council]

It’s important to have credible labling for seafood. You don’t want it to look… fishy.

I’m sorry. That was terrible.

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