Finally a Gold Medal for Barry Penner! Forget everything I said all week! This is how it should have been from the start! Yeah!  Go Barry Penner! Way to show those other guys how it’s done! Whoo!

Now… what’s with those shorts?

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You know, it’s hard to feel disappointed about losing a medal to a guy that’s literally MADE of metal, even if it is bronze he is made of and not gold. Besides, Barry Penner just doesn’t look good in a kilt. Trust me on this one.

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I could complain about the results in this one, but a silver-place finish for the Least Creepy Grin seems about right, somehow… Sure, Barry Penner is in classic form, but that mustached man is rocking a seriously genuine-looking smile.

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Another day, another disappointing third-place finish to the the mayor of Hope. How he ever won over Barry Penner in the Freestyle Hand Shaking competition is beyond me. Barry Penner is practically a pro! And who is that in second place, and how did she beat Barry Penner too?

I blame the French judge.

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Barry Penner puts in a solid performance, but still fails to get beyond the bronze medal position. Chuck Strahl squeaks by for the silver and Hope Mayor Laurie French is miles ahead with an easy gold.

The event? The 1500 meter ‘dress like somebody’s grandpa’. Honestly, it’s not Barry Penner’s best event; his heart just isn’t in it.

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