Barry Penner may not be an Olympic athlete, but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t stood atop a podium or two in his day. He always tries for the top spot, but naturally, he sometimes has to settle for Silver or Bronze. But that’s alright. Barry Penner knows that it isn’t the color of the medal that is important, it’s the fact that you are Barry Penner.  And Barry Penner always gets a Gold in that event.

In case you weren’t paying attention… it’s time for theme week. And in case you really weren’t paying attention, this week’s theme is Barry Penner’s Podium Finish. You know, because of the Vancouver Olympics and all that (man, you DEFINITELY haven’t been paying attention).

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Barry Penner checks in on the latest in Synthetic Environment research. If this pans out, we can ditch that pesky outdoors one for a much more manageable inside version! Plus, it’ll be nice to have everything pre-labeled for a change.

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When Barry Penner needs a pick-me-up, he heads down to his local coffee shop. It’s not an espresso or latte that he’s after, though; it’s the opportunity to hang out around everyday people. He spends so much time alone in The Environment that sometimes all he needs it a little human contact to get his buzz.

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Another little-known Barry Penner fact: during the mid-90s, he was a member of an up-and-coming boy band known as the Environment Krew. Sadly, Barry Penner’s love of public service meant that they would never hit it big.

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Barry Penner’s crack squad of environmental heroes gather around their leader for a little pep talk. They may not be the fastest, the strongest, or the most powerful, but dangit, they are the most visible!

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