It’s Day One of the Barry Penner Community Classic Invitational! Remember the rules, and make your submission below!
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Barry Penner is so Awesome……. He doesn’t even need to have the bike turned on to appear to be speeding around the legislature. I worry about the soles of his shoes though.
Shh – he’s meditating. Barry Penner always visualizes his lap before he hits the track. That is the only thing (besides his awesome helmet) that ensures that he will make it through the last two corners every time.
Even though this is the “World’s First Electric Zero-Emission Scooter”, Barry Penner still pauses for a moment, every time he rides it, to say a small prayer of apology for the pollution that was released into The Environment when the afore-mentioned scooter was manufactured. Now that’s awesome.
This just in – the Hell’s Angels have finally met their match.
Some say he’s the minister of all the outdoors… and that he once took down an entire coal-burning power plant… just by looking at it.
All we know is… he’s called The Stig.
This has got to be one of Barry’s finer performances. See how he has demonstrated to the rest of us that YES, the Jetsons wonder world can be made a reality for us regular folk. I’m definitely voting for him again. Awesome work Barry! (Is that a new model Rosie by the way? Does it come with an optional post-ride pants presser?)
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