Barry Penner has had it with flat hoses and flower power and all those silly alternative fuels. It’s time for some good old fashioned fossil fuels delivered via good old fashioned giant red hoses. Sadly, sometimes the environment just has to take one for the team.

Poor Barry Penner is going to cry himself to sleep tonight.

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Poor Barry Penner. There’s no way he’s going to be able to fill his truck with sweet environmentally-friendly hydrogen with the hose all flat like that. Perhaps if the yahoo with the umbrella would stop standing on it he would have a chance.

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In his search for alternative fuel sources, Barry Penner isn’t ruling anything out. Here he is trying out that ‘Flower Power’ that he’s heard so much about.

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This last week was a real blast, I was really impressed by some of your submissions. It seems the true Barry Penner fans are a very clever and insightful bunch… just as I always suspected.

But enough about last week! It’s time for another week! A theme week! A theme week based on cars! And Barry Penner!

Now that I’ve abused the humble exclamation point, let me explain. Barry Penner is the master of all things automotive. That is clear to everybody. Also, all things red scooter, red truck, and red dune buggy thingy. In fact, you could say he is the master of wheeled transportation in all its forms.

This is not just Barry Penner. This is Barry Penner… on wheels!

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Barry Penner has strong words for all of you out there with more… unusual pets:

“Come April 1, if you have one of these alien species you could get a visit from a conservation officer or the police,” said Penner.

- Vancouver Sun

So look out, all of you nefarious alien-loving folks! Hide your tribbles, or face the wrath of Barry Penner!

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