John Les brings a cardboard cutout of El Gordo along with him for all public appearances. When he needs the big guns, he also pulls out the Thumbs Up of Approval-sporting Barry Penner cutout. When that thing is set up, it’s like John Les doesn’t even have to be there!

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Of course, sometimes Barry Penner has to be the only one to cut the ribbon. That’s alright, he finds ways to let everybody help. Barry Penner still gets the cool job, though. But still… way to hold that ribbon, John.

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Barry Penner could have easily handled this ribbon-cutting on his own, but he has no problem sharing the spotlight with his Chillibuddy and a couple other folks. You can tell that¬† John Les doesn’t get to do this very often, look how hard he’s concentrating.

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If you look closely at that picture, you’ll see that Barry Penner is the only one that is actually holding the knife. The rest of them are just kind of pretending to cut into that miniature vanilla-cream school. It’s for their own safety, of course. Would you want to give John Les a knife?

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Barry Penner has invented a totally new kind of clean engine that runs on nothing but pure awesomeness.¬† It’s going to revolutionize the way Barry Penner gets around.

John Les, on the other hand, can’t get his to start, no matter what he tries. I wonder why.

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