It’s Easter, the only holiday to prominently feature wildlife creatures (well, save Moose Wednesday, but who cares about that?). Here is Barry Penner’s Easter message to the people of British Columbia, as shared by Public Eye Online (starts at about the 30 second mark, though everything before that is still Pure Barry Penner Gold):
So Barry Penner says no to rabbits, no to tribbles, and his actions speak for themselves when it comes to cats… what small fuzzy pets are going to be left? I think perhaps Barry Penner owns stock in a guinea pig farm. It certainly would explain a lot.
Also, was I the only one that thought he’d end the sentence “far too many of them end up…” with “on fire”? I don’t know why, it’s just the first thing that popped into my head. Huh, weird.