Barry Penner is AWESOME!

All that grillin’ must make him hungry

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:01:24 +0000

Barry Penner is a master chef… so long as he can cook out in The Environment. Unfortunately, this limits him to hot dogs, hamburgers, and other such things that you can throw on a grill. What he lacks in variety, however, he more than makes up for in quantity! Just look at that, he has like two dozen hot dogs there! For just two people!

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It never gets old!

admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:01:14 +0000

Barry Penner is so awesome that even just signing his name is an event worthy of podiums, pictures, and adoring crowds. Even his own Ministry of Environment employees are in awe, and they see it every single day!

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Harder than you think.

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:01:43 +0000

It’s always important to wear a hard hat; you never know when a windmill will fall over and hit you in the head.

You can’t tell from here, but the windmill is wearing a hard hat as well. Just in case.

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Barry Penner Spills the Beans

admin — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:01:13 +0000

Okay, so the Winter Olympics have come and gone, and are generally regarded as a huge success. Best ever, some would argue. Barry Penner has an idea why:

It seems to me these Olympics have been like Expo on steroids,” he said.

-Chilliwack Progress

Way to go, Barry. I think you just disqualified the Olympics from themselves.

How embarrassing.

Works in any situation.

admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:01:28 +0000

Barry Penner shows a fisherman how to set his line. The fisherman has been doing this for years, but Barry Penner is such an expert on fish that he is sure to pass along some wisdom. The first tip? Stand with your knee up, it looks more dynamic that way.

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Bring him in if it rains, though.

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:02:26 +0000

Barry Penner is super happy with the place he’s chosen for his latest getaway trip, and can you really blame him? Just look at it! Beautiful lake, stunning mountain vistas, quaint little cabin… even a Barry Penner on the lawn! You can’t get much better than that.

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The ol’ Double-Whammy

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:01:24 +0000

Barry Penner is awfully concerned about something there. I have no idea what it is, but it must be awfully concerning if Barry Penner is worried about it. Plus, he’s wearing a button AND a pin, so you know something is up.

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Take that, Steve Jobs

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:01:07 +0000

Barry Penner knows computers. He’s so good at it, all he has to do is point at things and stuff happens. He doesn’t always quite get how or why it happens, but it does, and that’s the important part!

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Domo Arigato

admin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 08:01:22 +0000

Barry Penner takes some time out of his busy day to teach some potential voters how to dance the Robot. Not because he thinks it will convince them to vote for him, but because he can’t live in a world where people don’t know how to dance like robots.

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It’s about time!

admin — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:01:55 +0000

Finally a Gold Medal for Barry Penner! Forget everything I said all week! This is how it should have been from the start! Yeah! Go Barry Penner! Way to show those other guys how it’s done! Whoo!

Now… what’s with those shorts?

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