Barry Penner’s ongoing feud with his cat Ranger has taken an interesting turn.  While Barry and this animal have had their disagreements in the past, it appears that Barry Penner may have finally found a use for his flammable feline. It seems a Facebook crowd is forming to do as Facebook crowds do and determine the next leader of the BC Liberal party.  Their chosen candidate? None other than Barry’s very own kitty companion, Ranger. Of course, this makes perfect sense. You get Barry Penner’s cat elected to the top of the BC Liberal totem pole, and you naturally get all the wisdom and experience of the world’s best Former Minister of the Environment And Current Minister of Aboriginal Relations and Reconciliation, but keep Barry Penner free to be his usual Environment-Ministering and Aboriginal-Reconciliationing self. The best of both worlds, I’d say.

Clearly, this is being masterminded by Barry “the puppetmaster” Penner, in a bid to install a new premier that he alone controls with his secret stash of organic catnip and dolphin-friendly tuna fish. It may be a bit of a modification to his master plan, but a well-thought out one, worthy of any Bond villain. What does Barry Penner have to say about this?

“He’s clawing his way to the top.”

- Barry Penner (Vancouver Sun)

Look out, Victoria. Ranger’s coming.

Draft Ranger the Cat for Leader (Facebook)

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Barry Penner always travels with his trusty guard bear.  It’s always ready to pounce on the shoulders of anybody that gives Barry Penner a sideways look during his speech.

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Every so often, an example of Barry Penner’s awesomeness comes along that just speaks for itself. This is one of those:

Penner said he was at home literally washing blood off his hands before he was scheduled to catch a flight.

“The cougar was large enough that it could kill a black bear,” he said. “It was a fine physical specimen but also a very lethal and efficient killing machine.”

All I will add to this is that the ‘single bullet’ story is obviously a cover. Read between the lines and it becomes obvious that Barry Penner wrestled this killing machine to the ground with his bare hands.

See for yourself!

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Of course, here is the best reason yet for Barry Penner to adopt the weed-watching bears: he already has a whole bunch of bears, why not add a few more? He’ll just keep them in this fenced off area that he calls The Environment.  Note: the area inside the fence is bigger than the area outside the fence. Much, much bigger.

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Why should Barry Penner adopt the 10 pot-protecting black bears? Because he’s already experienced in using wild animals to scare the crap out of people. Just look at their faces; you just know if you mess with The Environment, you are getting a hungry boa constrictor in your bed. And you’ll deserve it.

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