Barry Penner has one criteria and one criteria only when choosing a new vehicle: Is it powered by some sort of crazy Environmentally-friendly technology?

The fact that this means he has to have his picture taken in front of it doesn’t even factor in.

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Attention Winter Drivers:  Barry Penner wants to make it known that Winter could strike at any moment, so don’t go all crazy out there! You’ll be driving along, thinking all is sunshine and roses, when suddenly: Winter! All he’s saying is be vigilant.

Barry Penner sure is.

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Barry Penner’s short stint in the circus didn’t go so well. This was mainly due to his refusal to wear anything but the finest of suits, which quickly caught on with the rest of the performers.

On the upside, he did convince them to go with an electric car, so it wasn’t a total loss.

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Back in his day, Barry Penner whittled his own school bus out of a block of wood. Not because he had to, though. He just thought it would be fun.

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Barry Penner never has to worry about finding a parking space. With a plug in car and a podium, you can park wherever you please, so long as you don’t mind giving a short speech.

Barry Penner never minds giving a short speech.

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