Barry Penner is AWESOME! » Automobiles http://www.barrypennerisawesome.com Chronicling the adventures of BC's most awesome MLA! Tue, 10 Jan 2012 04:53:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 This one is powered by dandelions! http://www.barrypennerisawesome.com/2011/02/18/this-one-is-powered-by-dandelions/ http://www.barrypennerisawesome.com/2011/02/18/this-one-is-powered-by-dandelions/#comments Fri, 18 Feb 2011 08:01:18 +0000 admin http://www.barrypennerisawesome.com/?p=2207

Barry Penner has one criteria and one criteria only when choosing a new vehicle: Is it powered by some sort of crazy Environmentally-friendly technology?

The fact that this means he has to have his picture taken in front of it doesn’t even factor in.

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Attention Winter Drivers:  Barry Penner wants to make it known that Winter could strike at any moment, so don’t go all crazy out there! You’ll be driving along, thinking all is sunshine and roses, when suddenly: Winter! All he’s saying is be vigilant.

Barry Penner sure is.

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Barry Penner’s short stint in the circus didn’t go so well. This was mainly due to his refusal to wear anything but the finest of suits, which quickly caught on with the rest of the performers.

On the upside, he did convince them to go with an electric car, so it wasn’t a total loss.

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]]> http://www.barrypennerisawesome.com/2010/12/13/the-first-zero-emissions-clown-car-in-bc/feed/ 1 Whittling in the snow, uphill both ways! http://www.barrypennerisawesome.com/2010/11/22/whittling-in-the-snow-uphill-both-ways/ http://www.barrypennerisawesome.com/2010/11/22/whittling-in-the-snow-uphill-both-ways/#comments Mon, 22 Nov 2010 08:01:55 +0000 admin http://www.barrypennerisawesome.com/?p=2054

Back in his day, Barry Penner whittled his own school bus out of a block of wood. Not because he had to, though. He just thought it would be fun.

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Barry Penner never has to worry about finding a parking space. With a plug in car and a podium, you can park wherever you please, so long as you don’t mind giving a short speech.

Barry Penner never minds giving a short speech.

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Barry Penner has a new plug-in electric car to toodle around The Environment in, and he’s clearly loving it. All he has to do in install a power outlet on every other tree, and he’s set!

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Barry Penner has invented a totally new kind of clean engine that runs on nothing but pure awesomeness.  It’s going to revolutionize the way Barry Penner gets around.

John Les, on the other hand, can’t get his to start, no matter what he tries. I wonder why.

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When Barry Penner decides to upgrade his ride, he doesn’t mess around. 18 green (I assume) wheels of fury, baby! No more pansy scooter rides for Barry Penner, MLA!

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Barry Penner rubs his hands together in gleeful anticipation. Does it really mattter what he’s so excited about? No, don’t be crazy. Barry Penner needs no reason to be excited, he’s BARRY PENNER, for pete’s sake.

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]]> http://www.barrypennerisawesome.com/2010/04/16/looking-forward-to-still-being-barry-penner/feed/ 0 Only Barry has a power cord long enough http://www.barrypennerisawesome.com/2010/03/26/only-barry-has-a-power-cord-long-enough/ http://www.barrypennerisawesome.com/2010/03/26/only-barry-has-a-power-cord-long-enough/#comments Fri, 26 Mar 2010 07:01:54 +0000 admin http://www.barrypennerisawesome.com/?p=1434

Sometimes it seems that Barry Penner is the only one that knows how to get things done. These two fools were standing around for hours before Barry Penner showed up and showed them how to plug in their car. Yeesh, you’d think they had never seen a Prius you have to plug in before.

Barry Penner has eight of them.

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