When there is Environment-destroying goop all over the place, Barry Penner should always be your first call. He’ll both help clean it up and kindly point it out to people that wander by. You don’t want to accidentally step in it, after all.

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Jeepers, don’t these guys know how to dress for a job site?  Just take a look at Barry Penner there: black dress pants and shoes, white dress shirt, and a crisp high-visibility safety vest. Stylish, comfortable, and safe.

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Barry Penner’s Village People tribute band never really got off the ground. The writing was on the wall when everybody showed up as the construction worker.

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Only his quick thinking and pile of free “I ♥ The Environment” T-shirts saved Barry Penner from being torn apart by the hordes of children.

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White hardhats are for elected officials only! Everyone else will have to stick with orange.  Should have thought of that before you didn’t get elected, Britco guy.

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