This may just look like a small pond, but Barry Penner has the ability to catch a record number of fish no matter how small the body of water is. You should have seen his haul from his neighbour’s kiddie pool.

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Barry Penner never talks about ‘the one that got away’. He catches EVERY fish EVERY time he goes out.

Then lets them go again. For The Environment’s sake.

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If you ask Barry Penner what he wants for dinner, you had better be prepared for the most well-presented and informative answer you will likely ever get.

And he’ll never answer chicken.

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Barry Penner personally inspects all fish that are intended to go out into The Environment to make sure they aren’t the dreaded yellow-bellied sturgeon, native to BC’s southeast. It’s a slimy job, but he loves it.

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Barry Penner catches fish so big that he has to hire somebody to help him hold it up. This is a vital job, as Barry Penner will not stand for a floppy fish.

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Even when fighting an epic battle against the largest creature known to the waters of British Columbia, Barry Penner knows you have to take a moment to smile for the camera. It’s always the right time for the ol’ Barry Penner charm.

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Barry Penner gently rocks a mighty sturgeon to sleep. Hush little fishy, you are in good hands.

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Barry Penner shows a fisherman how to set his line. The fisherman has been doing this for years, but Barry Penner is such an expert on fish that he is sure to pass along some wisdom.  The first tip? Stand with your knee up, it looks more dynamic that way.

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“British Columbians are becoming leaders in the global drive for fisheries sustainability,” said Penner. “Credible eco-labelling is increasingly important for our industry to succeed in competitive markets, and it’s an important part of our government’s strategy to promote B.C. seafood.”

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It’s important to have credible labling for seafood. You don’t want it to look… fishy.

I’m sorry. That was terrible.

A group of terrified suits watch as Barry Penner makes sure that the deadly fish is pounded good and flat. Barry Penner is the only one we can trust to save the world from the menace of bright yellow sewer fish.

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