The province is setting up a Green Energy Advisory Task Force. I’m not totally sure what they are supposed to do, but based on the name, I assume that they will be flying around the province out of their secret base defending The Environment and fighting the nefarious Fossil Fuel Man and his evil sidekick The Carbon Emissions Kid. Or perhaps not. Let’s see if Barry Penner can shed some light on it:
‘The task force groups and the new cabinet committee will help us advance our climate action goals to reduce greenhouse gas emissions and build a greener economy that generates well-paying jobs while maintaining high environmental standards for both the permitting process and the operational phase of any project that gets built,’ said Environment Minister Barry Penner.
OOooooo, advancing climate action goals! Maintaining high environmental standards! Cool! Okay, I still have no idea what the Green Energy Advisory Task Force will be doing exactly, but that sure would look great on a bumper sticker, or a T-shirt, even! Such a mastery of the language.
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