That fellow is talking to Barry Penner, but Barry Penner isn’t listening. He’s too busy wearing that awesome scarf. Nothing you could say could penetrate the cloud of awesome.

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Okay, so the Winter Olympics have come and gone, and are generally regarded as a huge success. Best ever, some would argue. Barry Penner has an idea why:

It seems to me these Olympics have been like Expo on steroids,” he said.

-Chilliwack Progress

Way to go, Barry. I think you just disqualified the Olympics from themselves.

How embarrassing.

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Finally a Gold Medal for Barry Penner! Forget everything I said all week! This is how it should have been from the start! Yeah!  Go Barry Penner! Way to show those other guys how it’s done! Whoo!

Now… what’s with those shorts?

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You know, it’s hard to feel disappointed about losing a medal to a guy that’s literally MADE of metal, even if it is bronze he is made of and not gold. Besides, Barry Penner just doesn’t look good in a kilt. Trust me on this one.

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I could complain about the results in this one, but a silver-place finish for the Least Creepy Grin seems about right, somehow… Sure, Barry Penner is in classic form, but that mustached man is rocking a seriously genuine-looking smile.

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