Barry Penner is AWESOME! » Outdoors

It’s a national hero! With Rick Hansen!

admin — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 14:23:46 +0000

Barry Penner always gets good mileage out of his photos. Why have a photo with just Rick Hansen or just a giant slimy fish when you could have your picture taken with BOTH at the SAME TIME. That’s why he’s the Barry Penner and you aren’t.

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The Latest Model

admin — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 07:01:28 +0000

When Apple introduced the latest and greatest model of iMinstrel (now with hat!), Barry Penner just had to ditch his boring old model and upgrade.

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In all fairness… it is John Les.

admin — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 07:01:09 +0000

LOOK OUT BARRY AND CHUCK! THERE’S SOME SORT OF TERRIBLE… Oh. Wait. Nevermind.

Uh… nice shirt, there, John…

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On the outside looking in

admin — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:02:00 +0000

Of course, here is the best reason yet for Barry Penner to adopt the weed-watching bears: he already has a whole bunch of bears, why not add a few more? He’ll just keep them in this fenced off area that he calls The Environment. Note: the area inside the fence is bigger than the area outside the fence. Much, much bigger.

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I’ll recycle, just call off the moose!

admin — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 07:01:31 +0000

Alright, so I said I’d be posting pictures of Barry Penner with terrifying animals, and I think we can all agree that animals don’t come any more terrifying than this. If Barry Penner can handle a t-shirt wearing 5′9″ bipedal moose with gigantic eyes that goes around promoting proper recycling habits, he can certainly handle ten black bears from the BC wilderness. Piece of cake. He won’t even have to call in his sidekick the Return-It Man to do the dirty work.

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Barry Penner, Master Architect

admin — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:05:24 +0000

Barry Penner loves it when his plans come together. This is not one of those times.

Somebody is in big trouble.

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The gang’s all here!

admin — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 07:01:28 +0000

Barry Penner and his good pal The Return-It Man are joined by a bipedal moose and a horde of BC Parks employees. Just another day in the life of Barry Penner.

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What keeps Barry Penner up at night?

admin — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 07:01:32 +0000

Barry Penner has seen things that have shaken him to his very core. A lesser man would have been reduced to tears, but Barry Penner just sets his jaw and soldiers on.

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Hmmm, that’s not on the plans…

admin — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 07:01:55 +0000

This never would have happened if they followed his plans…Barry Penner’s plans rarely call for a barren mudscape.

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Barry Penner, Master Angler

admin — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 07:01:42 +0000

Barry Penner never talks about ‘the one that got away’. He catches EVERY fish EVERY time he goes out.

Then lets them go again. For The Environment’s sake.

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