Barry Penner is AWESOME! » Outdoors

The ear protectors are so cool…

admin — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 07:01:04 +0000

Barry Penner wants a hat like that. Like, he REALLY wants a hat like that.

It would go so well with his safety-orange jacket.

Not that he’s complaining…

admin — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 07:01:44 +0000

Since becoming Attorney General, Barry Penner is now the Master of the HST Referendum (seriously, that’s on his business card). That means that no matter where he is, he has to deal with 12% more press. Well, until the results of the mail-in ballot are in. Perhaps.

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I don’t care what’s over there, but I must look at it!

admin — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 07:01:32 +0000

Barry Penner wears a bright orange jacket to make sure he isn’t missed in the haze. There are very few that can point this authoritatively, it would be a shame if someone missed it.

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Not just a lens flare, but a shovel, too!

admin — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 08:01:24 +0000

Here is a rare alternate angle on the ceremonial Hole Filling we brought you last week. What does this reveal? Well… not much aside from the fact that Barry Penner has the best shovel. Everyone else has a basic wooden or sensible yellow-handled shovel. Barry Penner? His is black with a classy red racing stripe. Like I said, he’s clearly the only one taking this seriously.

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The only one that brought his own lens flare

admin — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 08:01:04 +0000

Why is Barry Penner the only one taking this seriously? C’mon people! Stop goofing around; this hole isn’t going to ceremoniously fill itself!

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This one is powered by dandelions!

admin — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 08:01:18 +0000

Barry Penner has one criteria and one criteria only when choosing a new vehicle: Is it powered by some sort of crazy Environmentally-friendly technology?

The fact that this means he has to have his picture taken in front of it doesn’t even factor in.

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The Environment misses him, too.

admin — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:01:06 +0000

Barry Penner misses The Environment so much that he would rather stand out in the chilly winter air than inside a nice warm building just to spend a little more time with it.

And of course, no matter where he goes he has someone to pose next to.

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Barry Penner’s hands don’t get cold

admin — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 08:01:23 +0000

Barry Penner’s silent one man crusade against gloves continues on. One day he will rid the world of the five-fingered woollen menace… One day.

And don’t get him started on tuques…

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Careful, you may step in some Environment.

admin — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 08:01:50 +0000

Hey, watch your step. Nothing worse than getting some Environment on your shoe.

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A real noodle scratcher…

admin — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 08:01:52 +0000

Back in his The Environment days, Barry Penner was somewhat of a Hardy Boys type. Here, he investigates the Mystery of the Old Beach Fire.

I mean, the real puzzler is who would want to burn some perfectly good Environment?

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