So after all the dust has settled, Barry Penner has a new boss and the same old job. Exciting. Well, I guess the AG job isn’t that old compared to his Environment gig, but he doesn’t even get to order new business cards. Sadly, he does have to throw away the thousands of “Aboriginal Relations and Reconciliation” cards that just came in the mail last week (or at least cross out everything after the ‘A’ and pencil in ‘ttorney General’).
However, none of that is really important compared to this: During the swearing in ceremony, he was presented with a neat little box! That’s sure to come in handy; just think of all the stuff he can store in it! Like business cards!
Barry Penner doesn’t buy t-shirts or hats very often, but when he does, he makes a big deal of it. Speeches, podiums, photos, the whole deal.
Of course, he makes such a big deal out of everything, so I guess this is his way of just blending in.
Back when he was the Master of The Environment, all of Barry Penner’s powerpoint presentations were always exactly the same. Talking about green energy? Why, that’s perfect for a blue background and a green leaf. Educating the crowd about endangered animals? A blue background and a green leaf will do the trick. Introducing Fleet Challenge BC? A blue background with a green leaf will definitely get the point across!
Barry Penner never has to worry about finding a parking space. With a plug in car and a podium, you can park wherever you please, so long as you don’t mind giving a short speech.
Barry Penner never minds giving a short speech.