Barry Penner shows off his fuzzy little buddy, Mr Schnooky-Wuggums, The Minister of Cuddles.

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When you are Barry Penner, even paying your water bill is an event worthy of ceremony. Just like buying groceries, renting a video, or getting the oil changed in your car.

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Like any sane person, Barry Penner loves commemorative plaques. And of course, the best kind of commemorative plaque is the kind where you can add smaller commemorative plaques to the bottom for each year, like two commemorative plaques in one! It doesn’t even matter what it’s commemorating, just make sure you have plenty of room for more of the mini-plaques so you can commemorate for a long time to come!

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Barry Penner finally gets his hands on the mythical Crystal Obelisk. Now all he has to do is shine the light of the sun through it while facing north in Cairo at noon on the equinox and he is one step closer to finding the hidden treasures of Imhotep. Off to Egypt!

I guess that other guy can come along, too.

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Barry Penner and some besuited fellow share a grin over some… thing. See, the problem here is that I don’t even know what that thing is. It’s all camoflague-y like it has something to hide and boxy like it has something to store, but what is it exactly? Perhaps ol’ Grey Pants there got Barry Penner some sort of military-themed DVD box set (like the complete GI Joe animated series)? Or maybe Barry Penner got Grey Pants something to store his cellphone in? Perhaps those two were out walking in the forest when they found this cool box thing hidden in some brush, so they decided to take it home and take a picture with it before cracking it open with a hammer to find out what wonderous secrets lie within? Who knows?

Oh, and way to rock the pink shirt there, Barry.

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